Since this is the first muscle pain I’ve had in almost a month, please allow me to revel in it.
There’s a dull ache in my hamstrings, my abs and my lower back, but they don’t count because they’re not sharp enough and can be ignored.
My inner thighs are bruised from contact with the pole.
My hands could use a good massage.
The sharpest pain is from the triceps, all the way to the muscle under the arm (towards the chest), around the back of the arm to the rhomboids.
(Internet file photo.)
But the first pain crept up into my neck muscles at dinner last night. I thought I was getting sick. I must have been tense. I must have been very tense.
I need a massage.