The thing about consuming half a bottle of tequila is that you need bacon and eggs the next day. Raw food doesn’t allow you to have bacon and eggs. Then again, I’m pretty sure raw foodists aren’t in the habit of consuming half a bottle of tequila.

Funny because I did bring hummus to a party last week. Raw, Paleo-friendly hummus. Made with zucchinis. God, I’ve become such a bore.

So I went to the Presentation Night last night and said hello to this Swiss girl. We had a short conversation and then she asked me if I had a hangover that morning.

Me: Uh, how did you… Hmmm… Did I see you last night?

Swiss Girl: Yes. We also had the exact conversation we just had.

Me: Ah… Haha… Er, sorry.

I’m pretty sure I remember everything from last night. At least, I hope so. But, yeah, I must remember to keep drinking down to once a week.

I sooooo can’t face another vegetable. Kill me now.

And just like that, my Typepad is up and running again.