Tonight, 16 rabid wolves (or angry birds, depending on what generation you’re from) will descend on a house in Magallanes.

The target: The Three Little Pigs. And their French truffle rice-stuffed Legal Guardian.

Oh, yes. Make no mistake. There will be pork.

Arteries will be clogged. Blood pressures will rise. Bellies might burst. Paramedics should be on standby.

Expectations run high, while restraints are slung low. Will the stuffed lechons live up to the hype? Can all 16 really go the whole hog? And what the hell is up with that corkage?!

This is the Ultimate Pig-out:

Will tell you all about it tomorrow, if we live to tell the tail.

In the meantime, here’s the link to the article that started it all: Lechon Degustacion at Casa San Pablo.