Weight: 54 kilos at 9 AM

Sleep: From 2 AM to 8:45 AM because I forgot to put my phone on silent and Nicolas called. Slept on and off again from 9:30 to midday.

Yes, I am finally serious about this. (At least, as of this writing.) The maids, from Manila to Siargao, have been alerted that the cavewoman is back.

But will she survive dinner at Azuthai tonight? Eek.

Goddammit.