Nicolas and I watched the documentary, “Fat, Sick & Nearly Dead”, last night and he was so inspired by it that, as of today, we are officially on a juice fast. Well, at least, he is.

I told him that I was really planning to resume incorporating green smoothies into, well, my diet after the veggies from the organic farm arrive, but he insisted that we – notice the collective pronoun – start today. And we do have some greens and fruit in the kitchen… so, yes, we are juicing.

While I will be 100% supportive of Nicolas’ newfound fervor, I myself have absolutely no intention of sticking to a liquid diet that doesn’t involve wine. Or vodka. Beer. And tequila.

After all, I’m supposed to have a lasagna night with the girls soon, and I did place an order for a carrot cake that I fully intend to eat.

Pfft. I think I’m grumpy.

I want Spam.