I really need to get back to my diet. All these cheese naans and veg thalis can’t be good for me. I long for this light and healthy salad in this most holy, dry, vego state of Hampi in Karnataka, India…

The sacred cows walking about only serve to frustrate. I keep thinking, “Steak, please?”

Wait a minute… Yesterday, I saw a herd of goats. They’re not sacred! What the hell do they do with them?! Might I suggest a stew?

Baby, don’t herd me. A herd of goats passed by our guesthouse yesterday afternoon. Please pass the kaldereta.

Okay, I don’t know if Jennifer Lopez really said that but, if she did, she’s a lot wiser than I thought.

And this is why I will never achieve enlightenment… But that’s what torches are for, right?

She wrote as she plowed through a pack of local cookies. FYI, this blog post was brought to you by PMS.