We’re both tired and grouchy. I had to call upon all my will power to resist the urge to throttle the waitress this morning. We’ve been here at least two full days and, every time I go to the restaurant, I present two coupons (one, two) for whatever drinks we’re having and there are, obviously, two (one, two) of us who have just walked in together and, in case it still isn’t apparent, we are sharing a table. And yet, without fail, each and every freakin’ time, she’ll ask if it’s one drink I want or two. Gaaaaahhhhh!!! I am a hollow weed… I am a hollow weed… Deep breathely…

I swam in the pool for an hour but didn’t have energy for anything else. Nicolas tried the infrared sauna while I stuck to the herbal steam room (nope, no sit-ups today). We had more massages and started watching “The Borgias”.

So glad this is over tomorrow. I had a look at the restaurant’s menu and already have a few ideas of how I want to break my fast. Can’t wait to eat again!